We’ve all been there. You’re in a mall, at a bar or maybe getting your car worked on, just minding your own business right? And all of a sudden there he is. Tall, good-looking, well built and a package that will make you cry out “Hallelujah he has come” before immediately dropping down on your knees. There’s just one little problem. He’s straight.
Well boys, take it from your old buddy Rick, nothing is impossible. I have had the good fortune of having my fair share of straight boys and I am here to give you just a few tips on how you can do the same.
It isn’t as easy as it sounds, but it can be done. I mean let’s face it, men are men. We all operate basically the same, and we all love getting head. That’s a big plus in our favor. Fortunately for us, YOU all love giving head right? They want it and we can provide it for them. It doesn’t take much to connect the dots on this one. But let me tell you up front; trying to seduce a straight guy can be dangerous you can’t just go up to a member of one of your neighborhood skinhead Aryan Nation boys and offer to give him a blow job. He will shoot you. More than once. No, there are quite a few rules you MUST abide by when trying to pick up some straight sausage.
Allow me to clue you in:
Take your time! Try to spend as much time around your catch as possible. Let him get to know you a little bit. Maybe go out for a couple beers a few times before you make any move at all. This is very important! No straight guy is gonna drop his pants an hour after meeting you.
Butch it up! If you are one of the effeminate kinda dudes this may not work well. Remember actions speak louder than words and a straight guy may be turned off by the mere thought of being seen around a nelly queen. He will have that “Guilty by association” feeling.
Remember that this is a solo performance so never approach him or when he is with his friends, girlfriend or wife.
Always try to lay the trap on familiar turf yours or his. DO NOT start talking about blowjobs in a bar or other public place. Even if you are the only ones in the room he will think that everyone can hear you.
Get him a little buzzed. Remember if he’s been drinking his inhibitions will be lower.
If you don’t own any straight or bi porn go invest a few dollars and get some. Playing porn after he’s had a couple beers helps to get the balls rolling.
Do not try to get him to fuck you. Fucking is reserved for girls. 99.9% of all straight guys will be severely turned off by sticking their dick up another guys arse.
Casually mention how guys give better head than girls, because only a guy who has a dick knows how to do it right etc. etc. Or if he doesn’t know yet that you’re gay you may mention that this is something you have ‘heard” If he doesn’t say ‘Prove it!’ this may be a good time to say that you can
Learn to give and look for the subtle signs. Let him see you glance at his crotch a couple times. If he gets a hard on in his pants in front of you and parts his legs a little you’re halfway there.
Let him know that getting his dick sucked by a guy doesn’t mean he’s gay.
Reinforce to him that no one will ever know about this. Maybe you can ask HIM to please not mention this to anyone.
Don’t kiss him! Straight guys do not want to be kissed by another guy. Always make him feel masculine.
If you have the good fortune of spending the entire night together, it is best to wake up in a different room than he is in. This is the reason: He may want to use the excuse that he was ‘so drunk last night’ that he ‘doesn’t remember anything that happened’ If he wakes up next to you this will not occur. You want him to be able to make excuses. This sometimes ensures a repeat performance. If he can lie about not remembering what happened and you play along with it, he’s more likely to stop by and feed you again.
Afterwards, don’t try to cuddle. If he wanted to hug and kiss another guy he wouldn’t be straight now would he?
Also, take your cues from him. If you are at his place, it’s probably a good idea if you went ahead and left now. If he’s at your place, he will leave when he feels like it. Usually right away.
THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE OF ALL…Know your straight man very well. Seducing a straight guy can be a glorious sounding idea and sound like a lot of fun but it can also be very dangerous! Know him well. Is he a happy drunk or the kind that likes to throw a few punches? If he is the latter, I would suggest that you stop here and find yourself another straight man. This is risky business you are contemplating. One never knows exactly how a straight man will react after he has pumped a load down your throat then looks up and remembers he is with a guy. He may decide to fight, or worse yet, leave no witnesses.