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Jason and Tristan Adonis

Hey Boner Boner Boner SCHWING! I gotta tell ya. I just picked up a copy of Super Soaked just to see that luscious Tristan Adonis. I added this to my collection, which includes Taking Flight Parts 1 & 2. This stars both Tristan and his equally endowed real-life brother Jason Adonis. In Super Soaked Straight jack-off King Mark Dalton, wanders through the desert and comes upon this mansion sitting in the middle of the desert like an oasis. He finds himself by the Grecian style pool and begins to wank and we are shown pictures of his 4 fantasies one of them involving …drum roll please… Tristan Adonis.

Irish Import Kane O’Farrell

One byproduct of the North American Trade Agreement is a 6 ft tall stunning brunette with a sexy Irish brogue, green eyes and a mouthwatering 9-inch uncut cock.

Yep, you guessed it, I’m talking about up and coming porn superstar Kane O’Farrell. Of course that was kind of easy, I mean, name another big-dicked Irish porn star. Right? Kane, to me, always looks like he’s squinting or pouting. Actually it looks like he’s squinting because he can’t find his glasses so he’s pouting about it. Kane has risen up through the ranks and is sucking some pretty powerful dick these days. Currently with Falcon Studios, Kane made his American debut in 2004.

A Roman Heart

Roman has had a very short career in movies having only come into porn in 2004 at the young age of 19. He is also on his way to becoming one of the Kings of the gay porn industry. Let’s talk about this for a moment.

Bad Boy Bottom Chad Farrell

Newcomer to the scene, and a big old bottom, Chad Farrell, has appeared in a handful of movies, mainly for Studio 2000 and All World Video. This tall good-looking big dicked boy with the bedroom eyes sucks dick like a champ. But that isn’t all he is. He may be a very savvy businessman.

I don’t know if you’ve had a chance to see his new website, called appropriately, CHADSTER. Chadster is billed as “the first fully integrated chat and video on demand software ever developed. It’s the new wave of technology meets sexuality, designed to create the most intense experience for its members.”